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The Wesley Crusher Estrogen Brigade →
Wesley is a big hunk in a jumpsuit, and he can share my sleeping quarters any time. I mean, look at him. Eyes deep and green like a swap infested ocean. Oh wonderous jumpsuit of grey and blue. Hair swept across the forhead like the Orient Express heading for lands fresh and new. Oh, I wish wonderous Wesley felt the same way about me. Here are some Haikus I have written for my darling Crusher...